Uncle Herbie's Plans

Uncle Herbie has asked me to arrange for his burial plot.
I will again engage with the seating arrangement of my dead relatives and project who will want to be where depending on variables that must be imagined in order to assess the proper location.

I will need to contact Kensico Cemetery and find the location for all the Cohen plots and then choose one for Uncle Herbie.  For now it is a fact finding task. Yes, I am that woman (out of the 8 nieces and nephews), but I am not completely comfortable knowing that this is my role.

Dr. Herbert I. Cohen is not leaving this to chance.
He told me that he just updated his obituary.
I couldn't resist, I asked...

How often do you do that? 

Every year, I may start doing it more frequently.

Do we need a plot for Daniel?

No, he doesn't want to be buried there. 

(PAUSE)

He wants to be cremated.

Do you want me to have his ashes sprinkled on your grave if you die first?

I don't care. I'll be dead. You do what you want.

(PAUSE)

ok

What else is there to say?

xoxo,

Bob's Daughter